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July 25, 2008

A strange mail to support team

Filed under: fun — James @ 2:54 pm
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I happened to get this forwarded mail today, very funny indeed.

Enjoy reading this mail to technical support team guys……..

Original Message:

Sub: Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Basket Ball 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0 , Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program SevereBeating 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend New Dress 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

SECURITY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With ShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Which one do you have Girlfriend 5.0 or Wife 1.0 ? Whatever you may have, wish you all the best.

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1 Comment »

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    Comment by Susan — July 25, 2008 @ 6:32 pm | Reply


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